doublism:

doublism:

when you turn on the dishwasher the dishes have sex in there

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sorry for the lack of asexual representation on my post about dishes. listening and learning.

virtual-virtual-reality:

only-tiktoks:

fizgig from the dark crystal. he is a large ball of fur with yellow eyes

he looks like this thing

justahumblememefarmer:

lichfucker:

thearchermp3:

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please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world’s best Tetris player

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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

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TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

lengthofropes:

Ukrainian humor these days:

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Translation: Fucking thank you.

Then a reply:

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- maybe not a very relevant question, but why two sinks in the kitchen?

- just in case one of them will be smashed by a missile

fuckmaster-unlimited:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

when it floods lesbians link together to form rafts and float to safety

when attacked lesbians release pheromones that signal to other lesbians and alert them of the presence of danger

a single lesbian can lift 20 times their own body weight

lesbians occur naturally on almost all corners of the globe

lesbians are able to navigate using the earth’s magnetic field

lesbians predate the ice age

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desolationlesbian:

Need everyone to understand that:

1) Supreme Court draft opinions do not leak. Ever. It is unknown and unprecedented. It just does not happen.

2) Supreme Court clerks are generally right-out-of-law-school graduates and if whoever did this gets caught they will never be allowed to practice law. No state bar is ever going to take them. Their legal career is done for. This person risked their entire future.

I hope the court can’t prove anything. May we never know their name. 

plunnies-n-shit:
“juliedillon:
“A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8)
”
Okay i have to talk about this because it drives me fucjing INSANE every time i see it.
First off the tenderness??? Of the kings expression????? Coupled with the knights...

plunnies-n-shit:

juliedillon:

A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8) 

Okay i have to talk about this because it drives me fucjing INSANE every time i see it.

First off the tenderness??? Of the kings expression????? Coupled with the knights expression, eyes closed, lips parted, but with the king’s thumb on his chin thats plausible deniability right there baby. In the shadow of a doorway, too, off course theyd be that close if the knight were pulling the curtains aside for his king, nothing to see here. The hand on the kings wrist– is he trying to pull the king closer? Push him away? Hold him right there in that transient moment, that liminal space, the only place they are allowed this tender intimacy??????

Anonymous said,

fandom people online will ignore the political landscape and blog about their blorbos all the time and then make the shocked pikachu face when abortions become illegal while they were blorbo blogging in the blogosphere

natalieironside:

casgirl:

casgirl:

What do you want me to do about it on tumblr man. It’s tumblr.

I’m sorry guys I could’ve personally stopped the overturning of roe v wade but I was too busy running a supernatural blog.

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crimson-chains:

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Hahaha, it’s Arthur “Art” Nouveau!! ^^
Wanted to play with the style again :D

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

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Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats